"Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk."

-- Dick Gregory

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“Cupid's not the only one with an arrow," I scowled”
“Customers who are merely satisfied remain your customers only as long as everything goes their way.”

Source : Chip R Bell, John R Patterson (2007). “Customer Loyalty Guaranteed: Create, Lead, and Sustain Remarkable Customer Service”, p.20, Adams Media
“It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.”

Source : "That's Life : Wild Wit & Wisdom". Book by Bonnie Louise Kuchler, 2003.
“I still prefer to hear [Bob] Dylan acoustic, some of his electric songs are absolutely great. Electric music is the vernacular of the second half of the twentieth century, to use my father's old term.”
“When women go off together we call it separatism. When men go off together we call it Congress.”
“Do not let your "eye" be drawn by the false "beacon lamps" -of wealth, or position, or fame, or possessions. Be vigilant over your will and desires, for these are the corrupt forces that dwell within, and keep you from living free.”
“They wouldnâ€™t have believed me, and if they had they would have wanted me to explain. And I had no explanation, no answers. When youâ€™re on a battleground, you donâ€™t have the luxury of time to dwell on the various historical factors and sociopolitical influences that caused the war. You just keep your head down and try to survive it, to shove the pages back in the book, close the covers and pretend that nothingâ€™s broken, nothingâ€™s wrong.”
“When St Genesius, the patron saint of actors, refused to act in a Roman play that ridiculed Christianity, the legend goes, the producers executed him. It reminds some people of Broadway today.”

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