"I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Education Quotes #Humor Quotes #People Quotes

“You may lose again and again... and again because you always think of success, but you can have success because you never think of it but concentrating your right work only.”
“People have always been obsessed by celebrities. There are just more outlets and opportunities to make a living exploiting that obsession nowadays.”
“There [in Allied] was depicting London in the war, as well, and doing that in a way where you see something that you don't normally see, which is how hedonistic it was. In reality, that's what was going on. But, all of it worked.”
“I don't focus on the results. Put my head down, put my hoodie up, and do the work.”
“Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs to force us to look up.”
“Let's find a way to love each other. Seriously, it can't be that hard. We can even be analytical about it, and work on a cost analysis model. We just need to find something that everyone believes in, that everyone realizes is greater than all of us and our human history combined.”
“Search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.”
“I'm concerned about the negative aspect of political campaigning in american nation, which is a new phenomenon. When I ran for president against Gerald Ford and later against Ronald Reagan we never referred to each other except as 'my distinguished opponent'. And had we criticised personally our opponent it would have been political suicide, we would have been castigated and condemned for it.”

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