"Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard"

-- Bill Bailey

#Funny Quotes #Sound Quotes #Keyboards Quotes

“What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.”
“The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.”
“As small letters hurt the sight, so do small matters him that is too much intent upon them; they vex and stir up anger, which begets an evil habit in him in reference to greater affairs.”
“I need to say how I feel.aIf you were a political person before, and you just happened into a movie, to stop being a political person makes no sense. I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel.”
“I'm still amazed by the process of recording.”

Source : Designer Magazine Interview, designermagazine.tripod.com.
“Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.”
“The arts can do more to sustain the peace than all the wars, the armaments, and the threats and warnings of politicians.”
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”

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