"If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor."

-- George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #Uniforms Quotes

“I am not a police fan at all.”
“Silicon Valley is the best place to start a tech company in so many ways.”
“My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in a submarine, navigating the Sea of White Panties with my Spanish-speaking crew. I was like, "Mrs. Sanchez, set the coordinates to Permanent Press! Give me some quarters and another drink! This place is starting to look like a laundromat."”
“I don't know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.”
“I had my two front teeth knocked out by a sixth grader in first grade.”
“I don't know who will overcome losses, some losses aren't meant to be overcome, but all losses make for good stories and good character development and all the jazz that makes a show compelling and watchable.”

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“Pass down values every day through your actions, your words and your time with your kids.”
“Vanity is a mortgage that must be deducted from the value of a man.”

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