"When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!"

-- Dane Cook

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“I didn't so much think I needed to address the shooting need. What we needed was somebody who could come in and play the two-three (shooting guard-small forward) spot. If he could've been a pure shooter, great. But if not, we still needed somebody to give us minutes there. I like the guys we've got.”
“There is only one page left to write on. I will fill it with words of only one syllable. I love. I have loved. I will love.”
“Sports also teaches you that it's about the team, and the better your teammates are, the better they make you.”

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“Sometimes God takes your life for some crazy twists and turns.”
“I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.”
“Coercion or compulsion never brings about growth. It is freedom that accelerates evolution.”
“Love is so short, forgetting is so long.”
“Hollywood does not write parts for people like me, an elderly gentleman, and when they find out you're crippled, forget about it. No, I'll never work again.”

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