"I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage."

-- Penn Jillette

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“I have always looked for ways to give back because I think it's a responsibility we all share.”
“Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.”
“Utopia is on the horizon. I move two steps closer; it moves two steps further away. I walk another ten steps and the horizon runs ten steps further away. As much as I may walk, I'll never reach it. So what's the point of utopia? The point is this: to keep walking.”
“While gazing at myself from yourself, I was beautiful.”
“Morphlabs is excited about the OpenStack release of Essex. We believe that this release positions OpenStack to become the foundation for next generation dynamic cloud infrastructure. Â We are building a fully-converged private platform around Essex, leveraging best-of-breed cloud building blocks to deliver a high-performance, flexible solution. This release marks a major a proof point of OpenStackÂ’s commitment to open community development and pluggable APIs, which benefits the entire cloud ecosystem.”
“It is not a question of religion, or of creed, or of party; it is a question of declaring and maintaining the great American principle of eternal separation between Church and State.”
“As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.”
“I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as a filmmaker, and you feel kind of alone in the world because you're separate from everyone else.”

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