"I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast."

-- George Burns

#Morning Quotes #Names Quotes #Breakfast Quotes

“Humanity is the crime; God is the criminal.”
“Evenhanded fate hath but one law for small and great; the ample urn holds all men's names.”
“It's only now that I realize that behaviour always has a context and precedents, it's what you do rather than what you are, although we often never recognise that context or understand what these precedents are.”
“Law is whatever is boldly asserted and plausibly maintained.”

Source : Quoted in James Parton, Life and Times of Aaron Burr, 7th ed. (1858)
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself.”
“Not one country in existence today has had the same borders and government for as long as two hundred years. The world will continue changing.”
“Warner Bros., where I spent pretty much most of my professional life, they continue to make a lot of movies but so many of the studios are pulling back.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“The deadlift also serves as a way to train the mind to do things that are hard.”

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