"I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Night Quotes #Matter Quotes

“Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth.”
“It's an exciting time, when you can make your movie on a cellphone. If it's good, it WILL get noticed.”
“Practically speaking, there are for each one of us two supreme realities -- God and the soul. The heavens and the earth will pass away. But the soul will still remain, face to face with God.”
“It is daffodil time, so the robins all cry, For the sun's a big daffodil up in the sky, And when down the midnight the owl call to-whoo! Why, then the round moon is a daffodil too; Now sheer to the bough-tops the sap starts to climb, So, merry my masters, it's daffodil time.”

Source : Clinton Scollard (1916). “Ballads, Patriotic & Romantic”
“The schools of the country are its future in miniature.”

Source : Tehyi Hsieh (1948). “Chinese epigrams inside out, and proverbs”
“Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.”
“I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's a bit brighter and more in focus.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“There is something brittle in me that will break before it bends. Perhaps if the [the enemy] had brought a smaller army I might have had the sense to run. But he overdid it.”

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