"It's hard to love a place that's outlawed smoking but finds it perfectly acceptable to serve raw fish in a bath of chocolate."

-- David Sedaris

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“If you're good enough, the referee doesn't matter.”
“One in three women may suffer from abuse and violence in her lifetime. This is an appalling human rights violation, yet it remains one of the invisible and under-recognized pandemics of our time.”
“Both tolerance and respect are empty virtues until we actually understand whatever it is we are supposed to be tolerating or respecting.”
“If you donâ€™t like the films of Samuel Fuller , then you just donâ€™t like cinema.”
“So I start my mission- leave my residence Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents”
“Occasionally I sense an insane wail deep down in the pit, the echo alone reaching me, striking without warning, a child weeping uninhibitedly, imprisoned forever.”
“All music is based on country music. And that's why so many different kinds of people relate to it. There are more country music fans in New Jersey than there are down South.”
“In our lust for measurement, we frequently measure that which we can rather than that which we wish to measure... and forget that there is a difference.”

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