"Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back."

-- Janeane Garofalo

#Phones Quotes #Drunk Quotes #Advice Quotes

“Ever since your goal found out that you were traveling toward it, it has been running to meet you”
“I am 5ft 6in and weigh about 11 stone - about a stone overweight, but that's because of my brain.”
“Big media are all about the angle, the spin. Look to the overarching theme that runs through each and every news story. Be hip to the meta-narrative peddled.”
“You can never discount the pleasure of showing up to work with Scarlett Johansson and now Cobie Smulders. That's just a day that's easy on your eyes.”
“When you think of Napster, you think of music. But the first thing that struck me was that this was an important case not only for the music industry but for the whole Internet.”
“We did not lack modestyâ€”on the contraryâ€”but something urgently drove us to defy modesty together as immodestly as possible.”
“Make lots of noise Kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls If that's something you're into When the straight and narrow Gets a little too straight Roll up a joint (or don't) Just follow your arrow Wherever it points.”

Source : "Follow Your Arrow". Song by Brandy Clark, Shane McAnally and Kacey Musgraves, October 21, 2013.
“Disappointment is a sticky one, because no one can steal contentment, joy, gratitude, or peace - we have to give it away...”

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