"I am 5ft 6in and weigh about 11 stone - about a stone overweight, but that's because of my brain."

-- Paul Daniels

#Brain Quotes #Stones Quotes #Overweight Quotes

“I realized that improvisers should probably always have time off. But musicians are always gigging and never have a chance to stop for a minute - unless something drastic occurs.”
“I'm a moderate and a centrist. That means I get flak from both sides. The upside is that I can vote for either party whenever I feel like it without any sense of obligation or betrayal.”
“They've maintained their unbeaten record between the legs.”
“A talent for speaking differently, rather than for arguing well is the chief instrument of cultural change,”

Source : Richard Rorty (1989). “Contingency, Irony, and Solidarity”, p.7, Cambridge University Press
“To bear many children is considered not only a religious blessing but also an investment. The greater their number, some Indians reason, the more alms they can beg.”
“Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.”
“Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?”
“The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable.”

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