"Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska."

-- Carlos Mencia

#Father Quotes #America Quotes #Nebraska Quotes

“In the end, the game comes down to one thing: man against man. May the best man win.”
“Whatever goal you set for yourself, conquer it.”
“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”
“The man who goes up in a balloon does not feel as if he were ascending; he only sees the earth sinking deeper below him.”
“I loveÂ 'Last Friday Night' by Katy PerryÂ almost as much as 'Karma Police', and if you want to straddle that line, you have to take the slings and arrows.”
“Where are the songs I used to know, Where are the notes I used to sing? I have forgotten everything I used to know so long ago. ("The Key-Note")”
“I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.”
“I don't really consider myself to be an actor of any particular style. My aim with every role I undertake is to be truthful and honest in that particular portrayal. I don't have a particular methodology from any one school of thought or training.”

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