"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Elayne Boosler

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Women Quotes

“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”
“That fame monster's a fool, man. It really is.”
“a scientist or a writer is one who ruminates continuously on the nature of physical or imaginative life, experiences repeated relief and excitement when the insight comes, and is endlessly attracted to working out the idea.”
“I know how long it took me to lose my weight, and people have got to understand it?s not always easy. If all this can help one child, we are doing our job.”
“Weak is he who permits his thoughts to control his actions; strong is he who forces his actions to control his thoughts.”

Source : Og Mandino (2009). “The Greatest Secret in the World”, p.84, Bantam
“Nobody actually played tennis in my family.”
“Every race, every art has its hypocrisy. The world is fed with a little truth and many lies.”

Source : "John Christopher: Storm and Stress".
“Paper or razor blade, never give up And just remember just to hold out more A couple years ago I couldn't just control that thought You'd find me buskin' on the street When it was cold outdoors And now I'm sweating on the stage With the sold out tours Writing love songs for the sake of it Never to make a hit”

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