"You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Girlfriend Quotes #Scary Quotes

“The gospel is meant to control and govern everything in our lives.”

Source : Martyn Lloyd-Jones (2014). “The Christ-Centred Preaching of Martyn Lloyd-Jones”, p.96, SPCK
“There's keen delight in what we have: The rattle of pebbles on the shore Under the receding wave.”
“What seems real to the mind can be as important as any material fact. We live by the spirit and the imagination as well as by our senses. Cartoon animation can give fantasy the same reality as those things we can touch and see and hear.”
“People shouldnâ€™t be ashamed of their bodies...especially women.”
“If you beat your head against the wall, it is your head that breaks and not the wall.”

Source : Antonio Gramsci (1968). “The modern prince: and other writings”
“Mexican music runs through my veins. I loved it. Growing up, my father didn't allow us to listen to English music at home. That's all I heard. I had no choice.”
“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.”
“The colicky baby who becomes calm, the quiet infant who throws temper tantrums at two, the wild child at four who becomes seriousand studious at six all seem to surprise their parents. It is difficult to let go of one's image of a child, say goodbye to the child a parent knows, and get accustomed to this slightly new child inhabiting the known child's body.”

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