"I am a cookbook fanatic."

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Samantha Bee

#Cookbook Quotes

“When I was younger, Jackie Joyner-Kersee was a mentor to me and gave me great advice. The best was to 'work 100 percent, but enjoy every moment along the way.' Sometimes you get so in the zone, you forget to enjoy your passions. I love runningâ€”but I also love the movies, relaxing on the beach, shopping and spending time with my friends. Enjoying my life helps me enjoy my running.”
“I have had passionate kisses and fierce ones, kisses so sweet they tasted like pure honey and kisses that cut like knives, but until this moment, Iâ€™ve never had one that said both hello and good-bye.”
“I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I'm, you know, really on my game.”
“That was the trouble with so many reality programmes on television - everyone wanted fame these days without necessarily working at anything to achieve it.”
“Miles: Well, things are kind of complicated right now. When youâ€™re a grown-up, youâ€™ll understand. Jonah: I donâ€™t want to be a grown-up. Miles: Why not? Jonah: Because grown-ups always say that things are complicated.”
“In order to obtain and hold power, a man must love it.”
“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares”
“These proceedings may at first seem strange and difficult, but like all other steps which we have already passed over, will in a little time become familiar and agreeable: and until an independence is declared, the Continent will feel itself like a man who continues putting off some unpleasant business from day to day, yet knows it must be done, hates to set about it, wishes it over, and is continually haunted with the thoughts of its necessity.”

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