"Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'"

-- Sam Kinison

#Jesus Quotes #Water Quotes #Heaven Quotes

“Words and ideas can change or influence the mind just like music can - yes, like a spell. Regarding the effect of my "spells" I think it varies; my music communicates with some, and I think it has had a positive influence on the minds of those who like it. I hope it helped them see the world from a different perspective.”

Source : Source: heathenharvest.org
“Youâ€™re the greatest risk Iâ€™ve ever taken.â€ His pressed his lips gently to mine. â€œAnd the greatest reward.”
“[On lightweight movies:] Fun movies. They were never meant to cure cancer, only to take away the mind.”
“Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory.”
“The most powerful programming language is Lisp. If you don't know Lisp (or its variant, Scheme), you don't appreciate what a powerful language is. Once you learn Lisp you will see what is missing in most other languages.”
“He who brings ridicule to bear against truth finds in his hand a blade without a hilt.”
“I want to do movies but not talk about them.”
“The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.”

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