"Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid."

#Stupid Quotes #Government Quotes #America Quotes

“To belittle, you have to be little.”
“Call them pros, call them mercenaries - but in fact they are just grown - up kids who have learned on the frozen creek or flooded corner lot that hockey is the greatest thrill of all.”
“Americans have not only a right but a responsibility to consider the values of those who seek to lead them - whether they arise from life experience, political ideology or religious belief.”
“Life is like a school; one can learn, one can graduate, one can skip a grade or stay behind.”
“He was a great individual. People that don't know Patrick [Ewing] and only see what they read in the paper don't know this is a man of great integrity, love for his teammates, and love for this organization.”
“A lot of 3D movies have so much on the screen that you almost don't know where to look.”
“We may think that our tradition is exactly the same as it has always been, but that is an illusion.”
“We [Israel] already have two very strong democratic tools - the two basic laws of personal liberties and human rights. I think we should also provide the judiciary with another tool so that they can rely on the fact that Israel is a Jewish state in verdicts.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de

You may also like:

Alex Jones
Radio host
Bill Burr
Comedian
Doug Stanhope
Stand-up comedian
George Carlin
Comedian
Greg Giraldo
Stand-up comedian
Lenny Bruce
Comedian
Mitch Hedberg
Comedian
Richard Pryor
Comedian
Sam Kinison
Comedian