"If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show."

-- Samantha Bee

#World Quotes #Goes On Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Disregard for human beings is the first qualification of a dictator.”
“Susceptibility to the highest forces is the highest genius.”
“These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.”
“Euripides was wont to say, silence was an answer to a wise man; but we seem to have greater occasion for it in our dealing with fools and unreasonable persons; for men of breeding and sense will be satisfied with reason and fair words.”
“The harder you work for money, the more you are taxed, the harder your money works, the less it is taxed.”
“In movies, it's so easy to have this 'boom,' to kill, and I think that's inhumane.”
“Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!”
“There's no such thing as hurting someone for their own good. There's only hurting someone for your own good.”

Source : Kate Bornstein (2012). “A Queer and Pleasant Danger: The true story of a nice Jewish boy who joins the Church of Scientology, and leaves twelve years later to become the lovely lady she is today”, p.164, Beacon Press

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