"It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?"

-- Robert Schimmel

#Fun Quotes #Stupid Quotes #California Quotes

“We who have been born and nurtured on this soil, we, whose habits, manners, and customs are the same in common with other Americans, can never consent to - be the bearers of the redress offered by that Society to that much afflicted.”
“Peace will not wipe out the memory of the massacres it has committed...And on this last day of the century, I promise Israel that it will see more suicide attacks, for we will write our history with blood,”
“Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm a firm believer in taking risks in life, because you'll never get anywhere unless you do, and the more risk involved the greater the outcome -- or the worse, but you never know so you've got to go for it.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Good art should elicit a response of 'Huh? Wow!' as opposed to â€˜Wow! Huh?'”
“People have a right to their opinion.”
“America must remain, at any cost, the custodian of freedom, human dignity and economic security. The United States must be strong, so that no nation may dare attack.”
“Be humble in order to attain enlightenment. Thus, after attaining it, be more humble still.”

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