"You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Dating Quotes #Feel Good Quotes #Attention Quotes

“You are a shelf of books without the pages.”

Source : Song: Let Me In, Album: Home, 2012
“Re-writing is different from writing. Original writing is very difficult.”
“She was nervous about the future; it made her indelicate. She was one of the most unimportantly wicked women of her time --because she could not let her time alone, and yet could never be a part of it. She wanted to be the reason for everything and so was the cause of nothing. She had the fluency of tongue and action meted out by divine providence to those who cannot think for themselves. She was the master of the over-sweet phrase, the over-tight embrace.”

Source : Djuna Barnes, Thomas Stearns Eliot (2006). “Nightwood”, p.74, New Directions Publishing
“Nature, left to her own devices, finds it hard to produce anything that is ugly. The work of the plant breeder should always be to enhance nature, not to detract from it....we should strive to develop the rose's beauty in flower, growth and leaf.”
“No one is more sentimentalized in America than mothers on Mother's Day, but no one is more often blamed for the culture's bad people and behavior.”
“Don't settle. Know what you want and reach for it. And if you don't know what you want, be patient. The answers will come to you in time, and you may find that your heart s desire has been right under your nose all the while.”
“The first and indispensable requisite of happiness is a clear conscience.”
“I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.”

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