"Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting."

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Andy Borowitz

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Worry Quotes

“A child should have every advantage - including those taught by disadvantage.”
“If you have a solid friendship before dating, there's this understanding that you can be just youBut you should still have fun hooking up!”
“Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.”

Source : Jimmy Demaret (1954). “My Partner, Ben Hogan”, New York ; Toronto : McGraw-Hill Book Company
“There were times in my career where I could have easily been traded, easily been given up on, and I think me making strides, me making a commitment to myself to come in and get better showed people what I could do each year. From there, people started to believe in me, and the organization believed in me, and once that happened, it was on me to take this thing on.”
“Put your thoughts to sleep, do not let them cast a shadow over the moon of your heart. Let go of thinking.”
“We Gypsies know that where Jews are killed, Gypsies are always murthered too. And then a lot of other people, usually.”
“I knew I had fallen in love with Lolita forever; but I also knew she would not be forever Lolita.”
“We need to confront the life-killing stereotype that says we're all about suffering. We need to bear witness to our pleasures.”

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