"Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Blow Quotes #Cake Quotes #Granddaughter Quotes

“Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.”

Source : Source: www.mtv.com
“Logic is invincible, because in order to combat logic it is necessary to use logic.”
“When I tell her what Iâ€™m thinking and she tells me what sheâ€™s thinking, our each ideas jumping into the otherâ€™s head, like coulouring blue crayon on top of yellow that makes green.”
“To this generation I would say: Memorize some bit of verse of truth or beauty.”

Source : Edgar Lee Masters (2007). “Spoon River Anthology: Literary Touchstone Classic”, p.66, Prestwick House Inc
“Theres nothing gratuitous about my films.”
“I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.”

Source : Interview in "The New York Times", 1956.
“The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people.”
“Maybe I over-do the 'not-80s' thing. It should be a part of my life that I've got some sort of pride in, but I've got this huge chip on my shoulder about '80s nostalgia - and it annoys fans sometimes.”

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