"I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law"

-- John Pinette

#Law Quotes #Gravity Quotes

“I'm definitely someone who enjoys life and wakes up with a ball of energy.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To love is to choose.”
“I believe I've still got lots and lots to do. When I left Herman's Hermits in 1973, I said one day I'm gonna be in a Broadway show, and I thought it would be in 1974. Then, it took me ten years to do it, but I didn't ever quit.”
“The rare, delicate flavor of a life after retiring in one's sixties, whatever one has "retired" from, the pleasure I experienced beyond my job at Columbia, is a gift of life in the last decades. but it is not easily learned. . . . But sometimes, the only way to live is to get out, or at least seriously to contemplate getting out, doing the impossible,flinging the conventional tea.”
“Planning a wedding is hell. Things are said. Doors are slammed. Quarrels about the most inconsequential things--yellow tablecloths or white? hors d'oeuvres set out on tables or passed around on trays?--are often pitched at such a level that it seems the combatants may never recover from them. Much of the anxiety, of course, is tribal. It is wrenching to have to open the sacred circle to admit an outsider.”
“Our painful experiences strengthen us in becoming more empathetic, more caring, and deeper human beings. We grow in depth of understanding, with greater appreciation for the miracle of life.”
“It would be a terrible mistake to go through life thinking that people are the sum total of what you see.”

Source : "This Is Where I Leave You". www.imdb.com. 2014.
“Welcome to Israel, where the beaches are great, the fruit is succulent, the landscape is mesmerizing, and all of it is stolen.”

Source : FaceBook post by Remi Kanazi from Nov 18, 2012

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