"I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh."

-- Neal Brennan

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“Life is made up of circles ... Life is not a straight line ... And sometimes we circle back to a past time. But we are not the same. We are changed forever.”

Source : Patricia Maclachlan (2009). “Baby”, p.108, Yearling
“I'd rather be dead and in heaven than afraid to do what I think is right.”
“I longed to arrest all beauty that came before me, and at length the longing has been satisfied.”

Source : Julia Margaret Cameron (1973). “Victorian photographs of famous men & fair women”, David R. Godine Publisher
“The U.N. is asking Italy to oversee this effort. And if a government is formed, you're likely to see up to 5,000 Italian troops maybe go in to provide security and also train a Libyan army.”
“I am ashamed of anyone who has eyes and still can't see.”

Source : Kathryn Lasky (2016). “The Journey (Guardians of Ga’Hoole, Book 2)”, p.22, HarperCollins UK
“All the plays that have ever been written, from ancient Greece to the present day, have never really been anything but thrillers... Drama's always been realistic and there's always been a detective about... Every play's an investigation brought to a successful conclusion.”
“Even now that I'm married and 28, my room's still intact the way it was when I went to high school.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.”

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