"When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Change Quotes #Monday Quotes #Believe Quotes

“Never try to time the bond market. Anyone who claims to know the future of interest rates is certifiable.”
“It was a world that I wanted to record because it was such a miracle visitation to me.”
“The loser is always a part of the problem; the winner is always a part of the answer. The loser always has an excuse; the winner always has a program. The loser says it may be possible, but it's difficult; the winner says it may be difficult, but it's possible.”
“I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Since strict obedience is demanded and harshly enforced, only the least talented, least articulate, least nuanced thinkers, least likely to take a stand against abuse, and the least courageous people thrive in the Church today.”

Source : "Gay Mormons are not the problem. Small-minded religious paradigms are" by Kate Kelly, www.theguardian.com. February 6, 2015.
“The only problem in art is to achieve a balance between subjective and objective.”

Source : "50 years of Mondrian".
“The tragedy of journalism lies in its impermanence; the very topicality which gives it brilliance condemns it to an early death. Too often it is a process of flinging bright balloons in the path of the hurricane, a casting of priceless petals upon the rushing surface of a stream.”

Source : Vera Brittain (2012). “Testament of Friendship: The Story of Winifred Holtby”, p.229, Hachette UK
“In the real world, you can make your own miracles.”

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