"Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it."

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“I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure - which is: Try to please everybody.”
“Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek!”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 25, 2014
“A man lets you know who he is by how he treats others.”
“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”

Source : Judith Viorst (1987). “Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.”, Fireside
“But when I went to Hiroshima and began to study or just listen to people's descriptions of their work, it was quite clear they were talking about death all the time, about people dying all around them, about their own fear of death.”
“I grew up watching Scooby Doo and Thelma was my favourite character.”
“Only from chaos does order come. The angry Fates bring death where they will, when war is king, says Enlil, storm god of the armies, and the tip of his crown rends the clouds above their heads. "Wheresoever I rule, death comes shambling after. So it has always been, is, and will be."”
“You should never be comfortable, man. Being comfortable fouled up a lot of musicians.”

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