"This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republicans hate him. Even Miley Cyrus, he's the one guy she refuses to lick."

-- Bill Maher

#Hate Quotes #Party Quotes #Mean Quotes

“We girls aren't supposed to fall for the good boys.We are supposed to like a bit of grit in our oyster.That's how you get a pearl, after all.”

Source : James Lovegrove (2010). “The Age of Zeus”, p.144, Solaris
“An awareness of one's mortality can lead you to wake up and live an authentic, meaningful life.”
“More people laugh at us than with us, however it may appear at the moment.”
“If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.”
“The power of a book lies in its power to turn a solitary act into a shared vision. As long as we have books, we are not alone.”

Source : "Bringing Out the Best in Everyone You Coach: Use the Enneagram System for Exceptional Results". Book by Ginger Lapid-Bogda, 2009.
“Iâ€™m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but thatâ€™s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may come off like a stark raving asshat, being funny is the most important tool I have to stay sane. The ability to say what I think is the key to allowing me to feel in control.”
“One day the 'Maple Leaf' will make me King of Ragtime Composers.”
“The winds were blowing from west to east, pushing Abby's boat toward the rocks as Abby struggled with the autopilots below. If Wild Eyes reached those islands, she wouldn't run aground, keel in the sand. She would be smashed into pieces.”

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