"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

-- Rita Rudner

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“In an inconspicuous way, Gretchen Parlato knows how to play the same instrument that Frank Sinatra played. There's no one out there like Gretchen.”
“When you are insecure, it turns people off. To spend money, people have to give away a part of their security. When they make the transfer of money to you, they have to feel solid; they have to feel they are getting something that will make them more, because they are paying out and becoming less right now. If you are solid and contained and secure, it helps them feel solid, so they transfer their cash more readily.”
“That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.”
“After hard work, the biggest determinant is being in the right place at the right time.”
“Until the day I die, or until the day I can't think anymore, I want to be involved in the issues that I care about.”

Source : "Janet Reno, First Woman U.S. Attorney General, Has Died" by Chelsea Stone, www.glamour.com. November 7, 2016.
“Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.”
“Forge thy tongue on an anvil of truth and what flies up, though it be but a spark, will have light.”
“Eroticism is one of the basic means of self-knowledge, as indispensable as poetry.”

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