"Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist."

-- Nick Kroll

#Comedian Quotes

“Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.”
“Take not into your ear that scum of hell that people call tittle-tattle. Whosoever willingly listens to a slander is equally guilty with the one who tells it, and an old writer says they ought both to be hanged; the one by the tongue and the other by the ear. Do not smile upon such a spaniel, lest like a pleased dog, he puts his dirty paw upon you.”
“I don't have a problem with big name actors coming into animation. It actually has been done for years and we are after all actors, it is just a different medium that requires a different technique.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Some people still hold [the] view that restraints help psychiatric patients feel safe. I've never met a psychiatric patient who agreed.”
“Taste is a result of a thousand distastes.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Say what you want about it, Hell is story-friendly... The mechanisms of hell are nicely attuned to the mechanisms of narrative. Not so the pleasures of Paradise. Paradise is not a story. It's about what happens when the stories are over.”
“The first condition a community should set, if it aspires to be a nation, is to own the land whereon it lives, and supply its own needs.”
“I responded to the gravity of an invisible moon at my core, and I undertook journeys I had not expected to take.”

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