"I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny."

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Source : Interview with John DeBellis, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 28, 2009.

Gilbert Gottfried

#People Quotes #Used Quotes #Explaining Quotes

“If you go back and you look at the presidency over the course of history, presidents tend to do what they campaigned on. In the 20th century, presidents between Woodrow Wilson and Jimmy Carter accomplished 73 percent of the things that they said they would do as candidates. Part of that is because once they get into office, their credibility, their ability to do anything depends on doing the things that they said they would.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“I saw Madeleine Stowe from Revenge recently, and she totally blew me away. And growing up I loved Morticia Addams and Lily Munster on one hand, and Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie on the other. Two completely different ends of the spectrum, kind of like me.”
“Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.”
“The value of our good is not measured by what it does, but by the amount of good it does to the one concerned.”
“The purpose of labor is to learn; when you know it, the labor is over.”
“I like to think that weâ€™re revolving on this planet and revolving through the galaxy. I love having context thatâ€™s so much bigger than I can fathom. Itâ€™s fantastic to realise how insignificant you are.”
“In this sense love is of a different order to any other phenomenon, for it may be both an event and a sign of that invisible mechanism I spoke of before; perhaps the finest sign, the most certain. In itâ€™s throes we need neither luck nor science. We are the wheel, and the man who profits by it. We are the star, and the darkness it pierces. We are the butterfly, brief and beautiful.”
“Today I release the need to blame anyone, including myself.”

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