"Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

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“A hexagonal piece of cheese is a lot better than a square piece of cheese,”
“I'm going to sound a little weird here, but I like to spend a lot of time on my own in the woods. I don't exactly sneak off in the middle of the night, but I like to be in a place where no one can reach me by phone or e-mail.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When you practice yoga, first your personality changes, the faith increases, then confidence improves”
“For the flowers are great blessings. For the Lord made a Nosegay in the meadow with his disciples and preached upon the lily. For the flowers have great virtues for all senses. For the flower glorifies God and the root parries the adversary. For the flowers have their angels even the words of God's creation. For there is a language of flowers. For there is a sound reasoning upon all flowers. For flowers are peculiarly the poetry of Christ.”

Source : Christopher Smart (2016). “Routledge Revivals: The Collected Poems of Christopher Smart (1949): Volume One”, p.320, Routledge
“Never build after you are five and forty; have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick; and always calculate the expense at double the estimate.”
“If you're playing for five hours you don't want to score goals all the time and I loved dribbling. I could score a goal, but I preferred to dribble.”

Source : "Homage from Catalonia", www.theguardian.com. June 4, 2005.
“To keep it simple, why did God choose me? Because He felt like it!”
“Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know somebody and have a conversation.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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