"To keep it simple, why did God choose me? Because He felt like it!"

“Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one.”

Source : "Growing Up: Letters to American Boys & Girls". Book by Herbert Hoover, 1962.

“When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me.”

Source : "Luke Wilson Talks Meeting Evil, Enlightened, and Possibly Returning for Anchorman 2". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. April 08, 2012.

“If one job doesn't pay all the bills, don't worry. You can get another one and another one and another one.”

“As a black man, you run from the cops. It's different now, but back when I was coming up, you run.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“Leaders are people we as followers want to regard with awe as the fullest flowering of our own possibilities.”

“I started reading and learned that we don't need any of it - meat, dairy products. We get everything we need without those things - except maybe B12, but there's this whole controversy that maybe we're only getting B12 because the animals are being fed B12 supplements.”

“The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius.”

“In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable resistance. Older chaps roll their eyes, slick young businesswomen purse their mouths, teenagers look disgusted, waitresses anxious. But it strikes me as ironic that many members of the public fret about British Muslims donning the hijab, yet happily condone the veiling of nursing mothers.”