"Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."

-- Bill Hicks

#Sex Quotes #Priests Quotes

“On the question of the world as a whole, science founders. For scientific knowledge the world lies in fragments, the more so the more precise our scientific knowledge becomes.”
“It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?”

Source : Eleanor Porter (2003). “Pollyanna”, ePenguin
“Sometimes God lets you hit rock bottom so that you will discover He is the Rock at the bottom.”

Source : FaceBook post by Tony Evans from Jan 25, 2017
“If we go to work at 8 am and go home at 5 pm, this is not a high-tech company and Alibaba will never be successful. If we have that kind of 8-to-5 spirit, then we should just go and do something else.”
“Put the hero back in the super hero movies, because I think 'super' might have taken over.”

Source : "Watch: Max Landis Criticizes Carnage In ‘Man Of Steel,’ Compares Movie To ‘Transformers 3’ & ‘Avengers’" by Kevin Jagernauth, www.indiewire.com. June 25, 2013.
“By offering individuals ownership and control of their health care coverage, we return control to the patients; and that is exactly where it should be.”
“Art is always criticized and always an outsider gets the blame.”

Source : 7 days Finnland Interview, August 2000.
“I got a guitar when I was about 14, for a Christmas present, and went from there.”

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