"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Cutting Quotes #Night Quotes #Broken Quotes

“At first the English were very surprised by our disregarding the Hague Convention. But from 1916 onward they used at least as much poison as we did.”

Source : Otto Hahn (1970). “My life: the autobiography of a scientist”, MacDonald
“I thought if I could be a model, or even do commercials and stuff like that for the rest of my life, Iâ€™d be happy.”
“Third World feminism is about feeding people in all their hungers.”

Source : Cherríe Moraga (1983). “Loving in the war years: lo que nunca pasó por sus labios”, South End Pr
“As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear.”
“The Latin American has no tribe to fall back on, as the African does, no reliable judiciary to defend his rights as the European does, no social ideal or sacred constitution as the North American does, no pervasive mythology to soften life as it does in Asia, and no even an ideology to subscribe to, as does the Russian or Chinese. Without wealth, what is there left to him but his manhood, to be flaunted and defended at every occasion?”
“Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident. I didnâ€™t.”
“Of course [I'm a feminist]. And everyone I know is a feminist.”
“I can't fly a flag for monogamy or whatever the opposite is; it depends on the person and on the situation.”

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