"There are words that I wouldn't say because they hurt people's feelings. I just happen to be a white guy who writes for a lot of black comedians but if I wrote for a lot of gay comedians there might be stuff I would say then."

-- Neal Brennan

#Hurt Quotes #Writing Quotes #Gay Quotes

“I've been divorced and I had to get back out there be single again and do some of that in the genuinely miserable state where you really do wonder what the hell is going on. And you feel like trying to have casual conversation with someone you don't know on the surface of the moon or something.”
“Had you been lying all along? Mum gently stroked my hair. I whispered into her shoulder. â€œI canâ€™t go back. Not yet. I canâ€™t leave.â€ And she held my head tight to her chest and wrapped her arms around me. â€œYou donâ€™t have to,â€ she said, rocking me. â€œYou donâ€™t have to do anything you donâ€™t want to do, not anymore.â€ And I cried.”
“Comedy is what i do best.”
“And of course, the brain is not responsible for any of the sensations at all. The correct view is that the seat and source of sensation is the region of the heart.”
“The liberty enjoyed by the people of these states of worshiping Almighty God agreebly to their conscience, is not only among the choicest of their blessings, but also of their rights.”
“A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Visiting the sick is supposed to exhibit such great virtue that there are some people determined to do it whether the sick like it or not. ... All visitors everywhere are supposed to make plans to depart if they observe their hosts visibly wilting or in pain, but this is especially true at hospitals.”
“Jack Del Rio and myself are very similar except he's really good looking and was a great player. Other than that, we're very similar.”

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