"America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait."

-- Katt Williams

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Iraq Quotes

“There comes a time when a human being has to either face evil or admit to allowing it. Abortion is legal in the United States, but it should not be celebrated or used as a political tool. Viable babies are human beings.”
“Defining yourself by your taste is easier than defining yourself by any genuine stance on something.”
“For all of its faults, it gives most hardworking people a chance to improve themselves economically, even as the deck is stacked in favor of the privileged few. Here are the choices most of us face in such a system: Get bitter or get busy.”
“The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.”
“Only everyone forgets how seldom our memory is accurate. Having more memory is just a way of distorting a greater amount of the past"p.193”
“I have always made an effort to render every detail of my reality with the greatest accuracy; but I have never paid attention to whether my presentation of historical facts was an exact one.”
“People in Indiana have known me for 25 years. They've known George Bush four.”
“To ask women to become unnaturally thin is to ask them to relinquish their sexuality.”

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