"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow."

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Billy Connolly

#Humorous Quotes #Mad Quotes #Disease Quotes

“Fear's useless. Either something bad happens or it doesn't: If it doesn't, you've wasted time being afraid, and if it does, you've wasted time that you could have spent sharpening your weapons.”

Source : Sarah Rees Brennan (2010). “The Demon's Lexicon”, p.137, Simon and Schuster
“Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.”
“I've learned how to be open and bold about my faith, but in terms of my influence, I just try to lead in a godly way. What that means for me is to serve them, whether it's just doing the dirty work, like cleaning up sweat on the floor, or deferring to other people, or carrying equipment bags.”

Source : "Jeremy Lin: Taking Harvard basketball to new levels". StudentSoul Interview, studentsoul.intervarsity.org.
“Falling in love is like eating mushrooms, you never know if it's the real thing until it's too late.”
“I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with the same background and whatnot and I finally found him”

Source : "Bye bye Bizkit& Wes Borland says Limp are pretty much done", www.mtv.com. March 15, 2006.
“At a party, I am the kind of girl who will wait until the end of the night before I really get going. I'm a little anti-social at first, but I'm not immune to dancing on tables either.”
“With all due respect to the world's great drummers - it ain't brain surgery.”
“No matter what as an artist that's always what you want to do, you want to connect to the audience, you want to be able to send whatever message it is that you're singing about, you want to be able to convey that - and not make them feel - you want them to feel it, you want them to feel what you feel.”

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