"Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?"

-- Doug Benson

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“The greatest enemy to love is your pride”
“When you get to the NFL, the hits are a little bit harder. Thatâ€™s why I see the Chiropractor”
“You would open a drawer, which my father had jammed full of newspapers, and the bottom would drop out. There were buttons and screws and nails and bottle caps and jar lids â€“ the drawer of jar lids! Why? Because they're made of metal and maybe there'll be another war and we'll need the metal. A friend of mine â€“ I quote him in the book â€“ says, 'You have found the source of the river eBay.'”

Source : " Life drawing to a close: my parents' final year" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. June 14, 2014.
“I was too young to take it all in. I was too young to even realize I was young. I was just living my life.”
“democracy is that which affords a rule of living as well as a test of faith.”
“We need to work on the world so it will not be so oppressive.”
“I've learned to be more accepting of myself. I'm 37, not 18, and I've got the lines to prove it. I try to remind myself that a girl can have it all, just not all at once.”
“The school as a means of education to me was simply a blank.”

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