"If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny."

-- Dane Cook

#Funny Quotes #Say Anything Quotes #Use Quotes

“There is no religion in fact that I know that encourages or propagates violence in that its adherents should carry out.”
“Howard Marks is very intelligent and well read, eloquent, witty, charming. I think it was those qualities that got him through. I was interested to explore that because generally, we perceive criminals as dark, twisted, angry characters. Howard isn't any of those. He was punished for his crime, released from prison, and has lived to tell the tale.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The less we show our love to a woman, Or please her less, and neglect our duty, The more we trap and ruin her surely In the flattering toils of philandery.”

Source : "Eugene Onegin". Book by Alexander Pushkin, 1833.
“When you have cancer, it's like you enter a new time zone: the Cancer Zone. Everything in the Tropic of Cancer revolves around your health or your sickness. I didn't want my whole life to revolve around cancer. Life came first; cancer came second.”
“Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it.”
“I'll bet you could make a woman throw out all her toys”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 09, 2015
“You don't have to be kind. You have to be calm. Once you start showing that people can affect your emotions, then you obviously don't have that much power. If a stewardess can affect your emotional life, then you don't have any power in life and you just showed your whole hand.”

Source : "Vincent Kartheiser Talks MAD MEN, Why People Prefer Don Over Pete, Gender Roles in the 60s, Jon Hamm’s Directing Skills, and More". Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. April 27, 2013.
“Relationship doesnâ€™t remain, We resonate on different flames, I could cut you down again, If you were like all other men, If you were like all other men, I know that I could shut you down again”

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