"Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

#Space Quotes #Imagination Quotes #Guy Quotes

“To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.”
“I think the motion picture industry is a stupid business and I despise acting the scenes in short snatches, one at a time. I hate this film work. I am disgusted with myself. On the stage I could never play a part unless I felt it with all my heart and soul.”
“I've always been a bit flip.”
“I have often heard that the outstanding man is he who thinks deeply about a problem, and the next is he who listens carefully to advice.”
“Don't ever forget that you're a citizen of this world, and there are things you can do to lift the human spirit, things that are easy, things that are free, things that you can do every day. Civility, respect, kindness, character.”

Source : "20 famous college commencement speeches" by Mo Elinzano, www.deseretnews.com. May 6, 2015.
“The difference between bitter and better is I.”
“If we are pure at heart, we would not wish one person well and not another. We should see there is no difference between one person or another. Then our pure thoughts can be evenly spread between all people. Sunshine can reflect on clean water but not on dirty water. God's light will be reflected by those persons with a pure heart.”
“Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.”

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