"We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons."

-- Chic Murray

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Glasses Quotes

“I've been head of strategy at IBM and together with my colleagues built our five-year plan. My priorities are going to be to continue to execute on that.”
“Half of me knows too much to be carefree. But the other half knows enough to be grateful.”
“The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ***** down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?”
“We simply must get it through our heads that holding a low opinion of ourselves is not a virtue, but a vice.”

Source : Maxwell Maltz (2016). “Psycho-Cybernetics Deluxe Edition: The Original Text of the Classic Guide to a New Life”, p.86, Penguin
“Your customer is not your user”
“Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.”
“Divisions of the kind were fashionable at that time, and it was so easy to stifle one's need to help by deciding that help could neither be accepted nor understood.”
“You will find the whole world will change to you when you change your attitude toward it.”

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