"You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Girl Quotes #Home Quotes #People Quotes

“I feel the sensuous side of Richa Chadda is ready to be tapped.”
“My dream is to be played everywhere, not only at the Opera.”
“I plant rosemary all over the garden, so pleasant is it to know that at every few steps one may draw the kindly branchlets through one's hand, and have the enjoyment of their incomparable incense; and I grow it against walls, so that the sun may draw out its inexhaustible sweetness to greet me as I pass.”

Source : Gertrude Jekyll (2011). “Home and Garden: Notes and Thoughts, Practical and Critical, of a Worker in Both”, p.184, Cambridge University Press
“If you wish, I shall grow irreproachably tender: not a man, but a cloud in trousers!”

Source : "The Cloud in Trousers" (1915) (translation by George Reavey)
“If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.”
“You cannot raise a man up by calling him down.”
“If you can think of times in your life that youâ€™ve treated people with extraordinary decency and love, and pure uninterested concern, just because they were valuable as human beings. The ability to do that with ourselves. To treat ourselves the way we would treat a really good, precious friend. Or a tiny child of ours that we absolutely loved more than life itself. And I think itâ€™s probably possible to achieve that. I think part of the job weâ€™re here for is to learn how to do it”
“Please do not understand me too quickly.”

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