"Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing."

-- Dov Davidoff

#White Quotes #People Quotes #Dancing Quotes

“Im my profession you have to mystify the enemy.”
“Civilization could not exist until there was written language, because without written language no generation could bequeath to succeeding generations anything but its simpler findings.”
“I have always laid it down as a maxim -and found it justified by experience -that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex -but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.”
“Oh! if you could only hear Intemperance with drunkards' bones drumming on the top of the wine cask the Dead March of immortal souls, you would go home and kneel down and pray God that rather than your children should ever become the victims of this evil habit, you might carry them out to Greenwood and put them down in the last slumber, waiting for the flowers of spring to come over the grave-sweet prophecies of the resurrection. God hath a balm for such a Wound, but what flower of comfort ever grew on the blasted heath of a drunkard's sepulcher?”
“I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.”
“I'm not the type of woman who shows off my body; I'm a vocalist and I'm a writer and I think people see that more so than they see anything else. That's just who I am.”
“There is no place for faith if we expect God to fulfill immediately what he promises.”
“A perfectly evil Devil makes even less sense than a perfect God.”

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