"When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work."

-- Molly Shannon

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“Only one thing bothered me: at this very moment, as they say, of inexplicable bliss there would be a sinking feeling at the pit of my stomach and my abdomen would be assailed by a melancholy, cold shivering. In the end I couldn't abide such happiness and ran away.”
“Hollywood no longer offers entertainment. Instead, activism has replaced acting, and sermons have supplanted stories. Instead of a good yarn, you get a yawn.”

Source : "2 Movie Gems Amid A Lot Of Hollywood Hooey". www.wnd.com. July 06, 2007.
“I bequeath myself to the dirt to grow from the grass I love, If you want me again look for me under your bootsoles.”
“Nature herself is not always unambiguous. Sometimes a girl child may have so well-developed a ***** that it is assumed she is a boy. Likewise, many male children may be underdeveloped, or their genitals deformed or hidden and it is assumed that they are girls.”
“Every time I work out in the gym, every time I train, I know I'm going to do well. But I like surprising the fans, the critics, the people who doubt me.”
“A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.”
“Even if you are 18, my advice to you is: plan for your future.”
“That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity”

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