"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same ***** your father was."

-- George Carlin

#Father Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Alcohol Quotes

“We as mayors have the opportunity to push the envelope and get people thinking, even when it is not politically popular. Cities hold the key.”
“The best design tool is a long eraser with a pencil at one end.”

Source : Marty Neumeier (2012). “Metaskills: Five Talents for the Robotic Age”, p.183, New Riders
“Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on.”
“Never was Catholicism, never were the ideas of chivalry, impressed on men so deeply, so multifariously, as the bourgeois ideas.”
“Love looks like something.”
“One way to measure a particular doctor's openness and attitude toward women in general is simply to ask about the doctor's opinion of midwifery.”

Source : Marsden Wagner (2008). “Born in the USA: How a Broken Maternity System Must be Fixed to Put Women and Children First”, p.103, Univ of California Press
“I and me are always too deeply in conversation.”
“In looking at Hollywood and its structure, the director controls the medium, and I want to be in control of certain things. I want to be able to get my own ideas and my own feelings out there, and the only way to do that is to be behind the camera.”

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