"For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person (on Margaret Thatcher)"

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Source : TV Series "Mock the Week", (2005- ).

Frankie Boyle

#Hands Quotes #Scotland Quotes #Giving Quotes

“Soaps are one of the few areas on TV that really embrace older women. In drama, there's this ridiculous invisibility for women between the ages of 40 and 60. Unless you're old enough to play a grandmother, there just aren't the roles.”
“America was not founded to improve health care or housing; it was founded for freedom.”

Source : "Obama’s Human Rights Disaster". Interview with Jamie Glazov, archive.frontpagemag.com. August 25, 2009.
“A pure soul is like a fine pearl. As long as it is hidden in the shell, at the bottom of the sea, no one thinks of admiring it. But if you bring it into the sunshine, this pearl will shine and attract all eyes. Thus the pure soul, which is hidden from the eyes of the world, will one day shine before the Angels in the sunshine of eternity.”
“I play to lift a city, and raise a banner.”
“You know, your ears record. You might can sing a song once you hear it.”
“Fortunately for me, I was able to see the newspaper and saw that they were hiring in a new program called the Cedar Program, and I recall going to one of my Olympic buddies and saying, "Hey, man, this might be a shot in the arm for us. Let's go down and apply for these Cedar jobs."I took a job as a gardener caretaker.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Dedicate the precious days of your lives to the betterment of the world”
“I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.”

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