"I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though."

-- Les Dawson

#Blood Quotes #Giving Quotes #Wife Quotes

“My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.”
“The FBI. is a massive culture. It's been a culture that served America well, and it's been focused on prosecution. But what we need in terms of terrorism is prevention.”
“If we do not do something to prevent it, Africa's animals, and the places in which they live, will be lost to our world, and her children, forever. Before it is too late, we need your help to lay the foundation that will preserve this precious legacy long after we are gone.”
“God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.”
“There are astonishing stories of heroism not only in preventing bloodshed, but in building understanding which lasts.”
“Assent - and you are sane - Demur - and you're straightaway dangerous - and handled with a chain.”
“If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up." The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. ... They were forever busting their buttons in spasms of insufferable yahoo pride or all too publicly agonizing over their crises.”

Source : Bruce McCall (1999). “Thin Ice: Coming of Age in Canada”, Vintage
“If ever it's necessary to ride the bandwagon, it's done with one leg swinging out and eyes scoping the fields.”

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