"Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too."

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Source : Song: Make Someone Happy

Jimmy Durante

“I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ***** all afternoon.”
“Hollywood's persistent hostility to religious values is not just peculiar, it is positively pathological.”

Source : Michael Medved (1992). “Hollywood vs. America: popular culture and the war on traditional values”, HarperCollins Publishers
“As I look at President Bush, I think he will ultimately be judged as a man of extremely high character.”

Source : "General Tommy Franks". Interview with Marvin R. Shanken, www.cigaraficionado.com. November/December 2003.
“It is part of the business of marketing to muddy the distinction between altruism and cynicism.”
“The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.”
“Conducting has more to do with singing and breathing than with piano-playing.”

Source : "Sir Colin Davis obituary" by David Nice, www.theguardian.com. April 14, 2013.
“The photographer must bear the responsibility for his work and its effect â€¦[for] photographic journalism, because of its tremendous audience reached by publications using it, has more influence on public thinking than any other branch of photography.”
“That was madness. You're never going to bring one of those down with a handgun.”

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