"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body"

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George Carlin

#Fun Quotes #Over You Quotes #Trying Quotes

“Goodbye, I say, goodbye, as I disappear little by little into the middle of the middle of my own spectacular now”

Source : Tim Tharp (2014). “The Spectacular Now”, p.230, Scholastic UK
“CafÃ© Gratitude offers an experience that expands what is possible for all peopleâ€“a great recipe for business. I've watched CafÃ© Gratitude grow and have experienced both the flavors of their food and their commitment to providing a sacred experience for their customers.”
“But do we really live? To live without knowing what life is - is that living?”
“I'm a mother, so I instantly identified with what that would be like and the horror of that.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Community service has taught me all kinds of skills and increased my confidence. You go out there and think on your feet, work with others and create something from nothing. That's what life's all about.”
“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying â€œOoh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.â€”

Source : "Top Gear: Series 8". TV Series, May 7, 2006.
“As the children were sitting there eating pears, a girl came walking along the road from town. When she saw the children she stopped and asked, "Have you seen my papa go by?" "M-m-m," said Pippi. "How did he look? Did he have blue eyes?" "Yes," said the girl. "Medium large, not too tall and not too short?" "Yes," said the girl. "Black hat and black shoes?" "Yes, exactly," said the girl eagerly. "No, that one we haven't seen," said Pippi decidedly.”
“Those who served, and those who continue to serve in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, and Coast Guard took an oath to uphold and protect the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic, and we can never forget the importance of their commitment to our Nation.”

Source : Congressional Record, V. 150, PT. 8, May 18, 2004 to June 1, 2004, Government Printing Office, p. 10718, 2009.

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