"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

-- Emo Philips

#Gay Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Lost Quotes

“If you go back to the first single-cell form of life, it clearly possessed the capacity to receive, to utilize, to store, to transform, and to transmit information.”
“And for whatever reason I've loved the news since I can remember. I loved it when I was in elementary school.”
“In the 20th century, the United States endured two world wars and other traumatic and expensive military conflicts; the Depression; a dozen or so recessions and financial panics; oil shocks; a flu epidemic; and the resignation of a disgraced president. Yet the Dow rose from 66 to 11,497.”
“In terms of the secrets that imbue and underlie Fall on Your Knees, they were as much of a mystery to me as I was creating the story as they are to the readers.”
“Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit...”
“There's a divinity that shapes our ends, Rough-hew them how we will.”
“I guess I don't really know what I want to do, either. Sometimes I feel like a shook-up bottle of soda. Like, I have all this passion that wants to explode, but I don't know where to aim it yet.”
“When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day.”

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